The fact that he is still being paid the highest wage for a defensive player in the NFL in spite of the fact he spent last year refusing to actually play seems like the lowest point Fat Albert, as he is not-so-affectionately nicknamed, could slide to. But he has worked really hard to add to his troubles.
His latest transgression? Well, he has been arrested and charged with sexual abuse. So far, so Ben Roethlisberger. He is supposed to have fondled a waitress at a hotel (classier than sexual assault in a club toilet?).
How has he reacted? Has he released a statement saying that the allegations are completely untrue and that he would prove his innocence? This approach works well for most people.
No, he chose the slightly less popular defense that he "doesn't even like black girls". Brilliant, just brilliant. He'll be Attorney General in no time!
He continued: "She is just upset I have a white girlfriend. I couldn’t tell you the last time I dated a black girl. She was trying to get with me.”. Fantastic.
She wasn't trying to get with you Fat Boy, she was serving you dinner! Although considering the size of you, maybe giving you food does seem like a bit of a proposition. And just because you don't fancy black girls much doesn't mean you wouldn't commit a crime against them. I'm pretty sure Peter Tobin and that Ipswich prostitute killer bloke didn't like their victims much, and that Hitler wasn't particularly keen on the Jews.
As long as twats like this still get paid bucketloads of cash to play sport, a new generation of twats will be there to take their place when they get sent to jail.
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